Cappy's Page

Friends, Romans, Cappy-fans! I'm back, baby!

2006-06-05T21:13:00.000-07:00

Well, I know I've been away for quite some time, but, at long last, I am back! I appreciate all of your support and all of your emails which have really kept me going these past few months. I have been all around the world and seen many weird and amazing things. I understand that my friends over at the CBH have posted some of my journals (though the best are yet to come!) I am working on regaining the rights to those journals to post here on my blog for the benefit of my fans. I have also been contacted by several studios in Hollywood to produce a film based on my life and travels. It should be brilliant! More news on that to follow. I am also planning on doing a tour to support the H. Earl Clack Memorial Museum in Havre, Montana. If you would like to offer donations, please leave a message on my blog and I will send you information. I'm glad to be back and look forward to pleasing my fans in my own Cappy-rific way.

All Hail, Sir Cappy!

2006-01-22T19:06:00.000-08:00

Recently, I made a trip over the pond to jolly old England. Apparently the Queen, herself, is quite the Cappy fan and requested an audience with me. Needless to say, I was quite honored, though not very surprised. After all, the name Cappy has been synonymous with royalty for years. Years ago it was my dream to become involved in politics. Hence, I began my campaign to become elected king of a small island nation of Tokelau. It was a hard fought campaign, replete with mudslinging and ballyhooing. You can imagine my disappointment when election time rolled around and my name wasn't even on the ballot. A valuable lesson was learned by Cappy that day: you can't run for king. But, I digress. My meeting with the Queen went swimmingly. I regaled her with tales of my many exploits. In turn, she knighted me and bestowed upon me the title of Sir Cappy. It was quite the honor. But, now I am back and ready for more podcasts with my good friends, the Comic Book Haters. However, should duty call to fight for the motherland, I must heed the call and fight to the death!

BLARNEY! I ain't Carny!

2006-01-02T17:02:00.000-08:00

At a recent press conference, Cappy, of The Comic Book Hater's fame, responded to allegations that he is the rude, despicable fan known as Good Carny Folk. "I ain't Carny," Cappy said. Cappy went on to accuse Schooly G. for spreading these false rumors. "I think Schooly is spreading these false rumors," Cappy continued. Then, Cappy surprised reporters by pointing the finger at Schooly himself as the true identity of Good Carny Folk. "Schooly is Good Carny Folk, not me!" Cappy shouted. Cappy was on the second leg of his publicity tour at the H. Earl Clack Memorial Museum in Havre, Montana. When asked, "Why Havre?" Cappy replied, "I love the people of Havre. And I'm a big fan of H. Earl Clack. His museum is just phenomenal. I'm hitting all the big stops on this tour!" Cappy's next stop is the Bagg Bonanza Farm in Mooreton, North Dakota.

Cappy in Coma No More!

2005-12-19T17:49:00.000-08:00

AP Press Release- 10 Dec 2005
The much beloved podcast performer, Cappy, spoke his first words after slipping into a coma more than two weeks ago. A nurse reported that Cappy opened his eyes, surrounded by flowers and cards from his many fans across the country. "He practically wept," she said. "Then he gave me two thumbs up and said, 'Eeehhhhh!' It was very Fonzie-esque." Cappy issued a written statement thanking his fans for all their support and assuring them that he will be returning to the pod-circuit very soon. I am sure that this reporter echoes the thoughts of thousands across the nation: Thank God for Cappy!

The Reports of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated...

2005-12-01T14:27:00.000-08:00

Contrary to current rumors which abound on the Internet, "Cappy's Corner" will not be cancelled. Trust me, fans...the deal was signed. I am here for you. The differences I have with D.J. Sloofus and Skooly G. will be worked out in due time. I thank you all, my many fans, for your support. Be happy for Cappy!

Cappy's Corner Becomes a Reality!

2005-11-30T19:26:00.000-08:00

I have just renewed my contract with The Comic Book Haters! That's right...for all you dedicated Cappy fans out there, the Capmeister will return! And, due to the overwhelming support which I have recieved over the last week, I will begin my return to The Haters with a new segment called "Cappy's Corner". This first episode will be dedicated to my fans, a group I fondly refer to as Cappy's Club. As a treat to you fans, I will be responding to some of the fan mail I have received. Understandably, I cannot respond to all of the mail...that would take weeks! But listen in and yours might be chosen. Keep on writing. I enjoy reading your words of encouragement!
- Cappy, over and out...

The Future Looks Bright For Cappy!

2005-11-28T21:03:00.000-08:00

Sources say that Cappy is on the verge of extending his contract with "The Comic Book Haters." The details of the supposed deal have not yet been revealed, but speculation is that the contract includes Cappy's own segment which will be broadcast periodically during various episodes of "Haters." This contract extension is said to stem from the massive outpouring of support for our beloved Cappy. More news to follow as it becomes available.

Welcome!

2005-11-28T11:03:00.000-08:00

Yes, folks...what you've all been waiting for: Cappy's own fan page! Now all of you can send your fan mail directly to me. You can also hate on DJ Sloofus as much as you want without any repercussions. Send the love, my friends.

Cappy's Fan Page

2005-11-28T07:19:00.000-08:00